I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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