I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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