Someone shit on the floor
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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