i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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