I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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