Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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