As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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