Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I don't deserve a penis
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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