he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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