TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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