Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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