I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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