no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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