So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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