I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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