Sry I called you an 8
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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