Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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