His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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