Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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