thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
