I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
