careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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