awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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