I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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