How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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