i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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