when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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