This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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