I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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