Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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