Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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