I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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