You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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