why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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