forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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