You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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