I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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