Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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