"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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