That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you will always have a special place in my vag
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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