We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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