What a fucking waste of an outfit
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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