normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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