Whod you bang
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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