Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
