Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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