my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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