We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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