I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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