it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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