we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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