Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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