So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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