Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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