I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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