R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize