I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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