all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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