Sponge bath it is.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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